Last updated: June 3, 2026

Overview

Bald Industries is a humor and joke website. We do not collect, store, or sell any personal information about visitors. This policy explains what limited data may be collected by the infrastructure that serves this site.

Data We Collect

We collect nothing ourselves. We do not use cookies, analytics scripts, tracking pixels, or any form of user identification.

Data Collected by Cloudflare

This site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages. As part of serving web traffic, Cloudflare may process certain technical information — such as IP addresses, request timestamps, and browser metadata — in order to route requests, protect against abuse, and maintain service reliability.

This data is handled by Cloudflare under their own privacy policy: cloudflare.com/privacypolicy. We do not have access to, nor do we control, any data Cloudflare collects at the infrastructure level.

Third-Party Services

This site loads fonts from Google Fonts. Google may log requests made to their font servers. See Google's Privacy Policy for details.

No other third-party services, advertising networks, or social media integrations are used.

Cookies

We do not set any cookies. Cloudflare may set a security cookie (__cf_bm) as part of its bot protection features. We have no control over this.

Children's Privacy

This site does not knowingly collect any information from children under 13.

Changes to This Policy

If this policy changes, the updated date at the top of this page will reflect it. We don't expect this page to change much — we're a joke site.

Contact

Questions? We're not sure why you'd have them, but you can reach us at [email protected].